Why do kids hate photos?

This is old. After Thanksgiving, my siblings and I got together (we spent Thanksgiving with our in-laws). Tiffany was sick and couldn't make it, but requested a photo of all the kid cousins. This is the chaos that ensued.

Emma, Ava, Dave and Sam. Not a bad start...

In comes Naomi on the left and Thomas to the right of Ava:

Naomi wants out. Sam is done:

Leather couches appear to be too slippery for toddlers and babies:

Trying again. Ashton on the left, Ivan resituating Emma. Ava still unstable:

Naomi refusing to participate. Sam wanting out again:

Yeah, it's just not getting any better. So we gave up: